scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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