it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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