so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish my penis had a tongue
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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