that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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