guys are only as good as the porn they watch
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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