Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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