i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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