Is it normal to miss your booty call?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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