I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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