We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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