i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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