I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty