Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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