Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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