Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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