I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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