Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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