dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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