Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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