:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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