you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
