I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
dude. I can hear the air.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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