I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This is the high leading the old right now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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