Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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