i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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