i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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