Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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