Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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