What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It was confusing and full of hummus
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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