when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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