i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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