i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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