You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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