I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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