wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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