You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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