Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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