Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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