So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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