My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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