The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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