Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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