Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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