You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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