I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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