Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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