Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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