doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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