There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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