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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Is that you in the white hat?

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  Fine suit yourself

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I did the walk of shame to another booty call

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  I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Old men and throwing up are my life now.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.

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• (+41): View more from Switzerland

  I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.

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