I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.