some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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