we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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