Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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