the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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