Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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