She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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